Life will go on

Karrissa. I follow back. Ask is always open.

I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via tinychatting)

iaintshootinmister:

blackbeard-main:

wordssocold:

liftlovelife:

semperannoying:

"2 lines you should never cross….horizontal and vertical"

"Invisible soles, leave .308 holes"

I wonder what it’s like to have a man inside your lines

My guess is that its similar to the feeling you get when you are about to shoot a deer or other animal. Massive adrenaline dump.  

Invisible souls, leave .308 holes. 

(via hksammy)

sexponents:

It’s one of those days where you read through old texts and wonder what happened

sexponents:

It’s one of those days where you read through old texts and wonder what happened

(via mishcakat)

teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

(via feat)

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

(via tinychatting)

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via crystallized-teardrops)

bonerfart:

me: never trust a bitch, you know these hoes aint loyal out here. i dont see no baseball glove on my hand on my hand so you know i aint fin to fuck around and a catch a feeling

girl: hi

me: image

(via jumpinggaywalrus)

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

image

Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

image
hello police

image

"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

image

(via jumpinggaywalrus)

(via academy)

fagmobs:

g*y

fagmobs:

g*y

(via trait)

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal

will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal                         

Marry The Night = available on itunes

(via succeeding)

safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

(via feat)